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Blue Monkey House sells research peptides strictly for laboratory and research purposes only. These products are not medications, dietary supplements, or consumer products. They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition in humans or animals.

By placing an order, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to all of the terms below.

1. Research Purposes Only

All peptides sold by Blue Monkey House are intended exclusively for in vitro research and educational purposes. They are not approved by the FDA for human consumption, injection, or therapeutic use. Any use of these compounds outside of a legitimate research context is solely the responsibility of the purchaser.

2. Age & Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years of age (or the age of majority in your jurisdiction, whichever is higher) to purchase from Blue Monkey House. By ordering, you confirm that you meet this requirement.

3. No Medical Advice

Blue Monkey House does not provide medical advice, dosing recommendations, treatment protocols, or health guidance of any kind. Nothing communicated by Blue Monkey House — whether in writing, by phone, text, or otherwise — should be construed as medical advice.

If you have questions about your health or whether any compound is appropriate for you, consult a licensed healthcare provider.

4. Assumption of Risk

You acknowledge that research peptides carry inherent risks when handled improperly. You accept full responsibility for:

5. Compliance with Applicable Laws

It is your responsibility to ensure that purchasing and possessing the products you order is legal in your state, country, or jurisdiction. Blue Monkey House makes no representation that its products are legal for all uses in all locations. You agree to comply with all applicable federal, state, and local laws.

6. No Returns on Opened Vials

Due to the nature of these products, Blue Monkey House does not accept returns on opened vials. If you believe you received an incorrect or damaged product, contact Rachel within 48 hours of receiving your order.

7. Limitation of Liability

Blue Monkey House, its owners, and representatives shall not be held liable for any injury, illness, loss, or damage — direct or indirect — arising from the purchase, handling, or use of any product. To the maximum extent permitted by law, all liability is expressly disclaimed.

By placing an order with Blue Monkey House, you confirm that you have read and agree to all of the above.

No signature required — agreement is implied upon purchase.

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